My god what if friends and family just drop in and smell your pomeranian and child? Why not use these free chemical cleaners? Maybe because its poisoning your child and your dog not to mention you?

Okay when I was a kid I never got out of the dishes. I always thought it was a parental right to impose minor slave labour on kids growing up. Is it just me or did in the last ten years did everyone but the woman in the house become absofuckinglutely useless? I mean how the hell did people get their dishes done back in the old days?

It has to be done! It never stops! I love the way they read out their lines like robots. Wait! No I dont I really hate these commercials

Why do we keep bathrooms in our house? And what the hell is with Kim Woodburn’s funny little laugh? Wait I better stop in case she gives me the evil eye.

Alright ladies! Keep those grubby kids smelling like Lavender Vanilla!