Homoerotic alert! Homoerotic alert! Homoerotic alert! Homoerotic alert! Homoerotic alert! Homoerotic alert! and what kind of dork walks around wearing a shitty electric guitar?

Ah the days before computers or modern hair products. I remember this commercial being on for years too long. It was one of those commercials that just seemed to find its way on at any time. Thankfully the internet finally eliminated this mulletted dork and his books

My god what if friends and family just drop in and smell your pomeranian and child? Why not use these free chemical cleaners? Maybe because its poisoning your child and your dog not to mention you?

Okay when I was a kid I never got out of the dishes. I always thought it was a parental right to impose minor slave labour on kids growing up. Is it just me or did in the last ten years did everyone but the woman in the house become absofuckinglutely useless? I mean how the hell did people get their dishes done back in the old days?

It has to be done! It never stops! I love the way they read out their lines like robots. Wait! No I dont I really hate these commercials