Kenner toys had cool toys back. Commercials then seemed more … human

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The Kenner Stretch Monster was one of my favourite toys of all time. Full of corn syrup and in the latter years patched with airplane glue. Oh Stretch Monster if only I could go back to ToysRUs in 1979 and get another one of you.

My god what if friends and family just drop in and smell your pomeranian and child? Why not use these free chemical cleaners? Maybe because its poisoning your child and your dog not to mention you?

Okay when I was a kid I never got out of the dishes. I always thought it was a parental right to impose minor slave labour on kids growing up. Is it just me or did in the last ten years did everyone but the woman in the house become absofuckinglutely useless? I mean how the hell did people get their dishes done back in the old days?

It has to be done! It never stops! I love the way they read out their lines like robots. Wait! No I dont I really hate these commercials